May 2013
circumcising:
circumcising:
sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man
mewtoot:
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
heyitsgian asked: I searched "It's Time" tag and you're on there!
westbor0baptistchurch:
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
enjolras-is-captain-sassy:
corackadile:
why dont you
why do not you
FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
HA so these guys in the library were joking around and one is like “So when’s our date?” and they started discussing when and where and what. Then they hugged really hard and slowly pulled apart and just kind of stopped a second and the other was like “… you really gonna take me on a date?” and the first guy is like, “Uh… yeah, man I’ll take you on a date.” AND THE SECOND GUY SEEMED SO EXCITED...
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
“I want to feel it,
the breathtaking certainty,
that comes when you’re loved.”
–
Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
(via tylerknott)
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greekgogurt:
do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
